i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit
you can’t get a doctorate in art
i don’t give a shit
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable